I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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