I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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