Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
