When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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