the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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