We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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