We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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