the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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