I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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