hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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