her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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