where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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