Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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