no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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