Jerry, you need to find god
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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