Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
