Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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