I'm drive I can fine osifer
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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