you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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