I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
