I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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