90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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