escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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