i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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