i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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