we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
false alarm. still invincible.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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