You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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