i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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