Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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