oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just found puke in my bra..
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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