do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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