I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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