I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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