Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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