look no pants
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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