Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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