honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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