PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I have post one night stand depression
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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