We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
