Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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