Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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