Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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