you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I smell like Dick and happiness
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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