She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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