Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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