i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
what day is it and did you see me today?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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