we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm like, not good at living.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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