Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
