Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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