It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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